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Best of all for Jabscreen 3 owners, however, is the news that the Jabscreen 4 also has a minor flaw. According to some reports, it can appear to lose reception under exceptional circumstances, such as a nuclear winter, or someone holding it.

Apple zealots were quick to point out that you can get around the problem entirely by placing the device on a velvet cushion and gazing at it and breathing through your nose and masturbating instead of making any calls.

Via guardian.co.uk

But did they have to scare us all with that Night of the Living Dead photo spread? :-)

via metropolis.co.jp

On a publishing note, the intro by the author and one of his comments in response to a reader both say a lot. The latter, in particular, echoes precisely why I'm getting out of journalism after all these years:

"It is pretty damn hard to find time and space for an article like this in a world where journalists are expected to spend most of their time gathering quotes... there are people out there who will be counting the hits and the comments, and to someone with that world view, an article like this is difficult to justify ahead of another piece on big four football."

via guardian.co.uk